Look at me mom!
I'm a robot. Can you see me? (He completely closed himself in, but the only photo I got had my finger in it.)
Here I am!
Hmmmmm, maybe I am a Jack-in-the-box also.
"Mom! Stop saying 'I don't know.' You should say 'I'm not sure.'"
"Mom! I cannot get these damn shoes on." "Jack, you are not allowed to say damn." "Well, it's just like a beaver dam." (I keel over dead on the floor here. Wasn't he supposed to be like 8 before he started that stuff?)