"Mom! You are laying on my Dinny and you are not 'opposed' to!"
"Mama, I want to smell the acorn one." (How on earth does she remember that a glade air freshener thing we bought a month ago had an acorn on the package?)
Yesterday grant was making a ton of noise and he says, "I piped down." Then he runs off to get his favorite book, frantically opens it and says, "look mommy, this guy tells that truck to pipe down, just